Our Favorite Dental Jokes!

Scheduling regular appointments with a dentist is extremely vital to keeping our teeth sparkling clean and in good working condition. That being said, it is not always a barrel of laughs having to lean back with a blinding light in our faces and a mouth wide open  saying, “ahhh!” However, there is still a lot to crack up about and make you smile your biggest with this collection of our favorite dental jokes for children.

Joke 1

Question: What did the justice of peace say to the dentist?
Answer: Do you swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Joke 2

Question: What do you call a dentist’s best council or advice?
Answer: His flossophy!

Joke 3

Question: What does a marching band player use to clean his teeth?
Answer: A tuba toothpaste!

Joke 4

A little girl was at her dentist appointment in the chair after an exam. It was revealed that she had a cavity that would require filling. The dentist replied, “Now young lady, what kind of filling would you rather have for that cavity?”
The little girl replied, “Strawberry, please.”

Joke 5

Question: What did the tooth say to the dentist that was leaving for the day?
Answer: Fill me in when you come back to work next please.

Joke 6

Question: What should a dentist do to prepare for a thrilling roller coaster ride at an amusement park?
Answer: He should always brace himself!

Joke 7

Question: What was a California dentist doing in New Jersey?
Answer: He was trying to find the Root Canal.

Joke 8

Question: What does the dentist of the year receive for a reward?
Answer: He receives a small plaque of appreciation.


We hope you got a laugh out of a few of our favorite jokes. Come and see us for more fun! Contact us today.